Üritus: The Hottest Tub is Jokes Please!

Üritus: The Hottest Tub is Jokes Please!

Sooooooo, it turns out there is a natural hot spring under Little Mountain Gallery. We’ve decided to stop suppressing it and instead turn Jokes Please! into the only stand-up comedy show that is also a big hot tub!

To get an authentic public hot spring feel we’re going to need lots of VERY OLD PEOPLE in the audience. Hot springs are basically just old person soup so we need a ton, we’re talking Miss Marple season finale numbers of old people.

We also need crying children, screaming children, scolded children and gross children to make the experience complete. Also the kids MUST be unsupervised, just drop them off and let them be wild, like usual.

For a lifeguard, one audience member will get a special high seat and must look bored/superior. We will accept the too-stoned-to-save-people lifeguard, the too-focused-on-hotties-to-save-people lifeguard and also the so-strict-that-people-drown-themselves-just-to-annoy-them lifeguard.

The change rooms will have more water in them than the pool and there, of course, will be weird nudity. But also, it might be SLIGHTLY relaxing. That’s the vibe we’re going for this week.

Comedians include:

Eddie Della Siepe
Graham Clark
Sophie Buddle
Cameron Kennedy
Maddy Kelly
Hans Kim
Gavin Matts

Hosted by Ross Dauk and Ivan Decker

Doors at 8:45 (there is a play in before)
Show at 9pm (hopefully, probably 9:15)
Doors are $5
Drinks are $4

Towels are extra.