Üritus: Keep it 100 - Jokes Please!

Üritus: Keep it 100 - Jokes Please!

Hello! Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at Little Mountain Gallery.

My Grandpa turns 100 years old this weekend. To celebrate we are only doing jokes about things that have happened in the last 100 years. That means dinosaur jokes are OUT. Big Bang jokes are OUT. NO Roman Empire jokes OR pangaea references.

Only the finest topical humour will be found here. Topics may include: oxen, caboose commuting, what the deal is with outhouses, why we don’t we call modern washrooms INHOUSES, dowries.

How many of us are going to live to see 100? Most of us, if medical science gets their butt in gear! War on terror? I say, War on Aging Related Illnesses! Sure, keep the military budget at 601 billion per year. Just declare war on cancer, heart disease and the thing that changes how people smell as they age.

And with comedians such as:

Sophie Buddle
Ryan Gunther
Harris Anderson
Fatima Dhowre
Ross Dauk

Doors at 8:30
Show is at 9 pm
Cover is 5
Drinks are 4

Centenarians get in free, as always.