Üritus: Jokes Please! - Lawn

Üritus: Jokes Please! - Lawn

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG. This week’s line-up is a real doozy!

Lawns! Where would the plot of Honey I Shrunk the Kids be without them? ANYWHERE! THEY WERE TINY. IT WAS AMAZING.

Why do we mow our lawns when we could be growing them long and giving our pets a nice jungle to play in? Have you ever seen a dog’s tail wag back and forth as it runs through tall grass? It’s worth changing the city’s bylaws for. Trust me.

Also, with longer grass more swear words could be mowed into lawns as pranks. Ideal!

This week's hilarious comedians:

Darcy Michael
Sunee Dhaliwal
Jane Stanton
Larke Miller
Amy Edgar
Austin Lonneberg

Hosted by Ross "Grass Stains" Dauk

Some people say that front lawns are dumb and they should all be gardens instead. Well guess what? Life is not a plant versus plant place competition. Also, mowing your front garden would be even more annoying than mowing your front lawn.